The .plan
What follows is an erratic jog through my brainspace, consisting mostly of stuff stolen from other people's siglines (which i therefore can't use for my own, you see). Unix geeks might understand why this is called the .plan.

The story you are about to see is a fib. But it's short.   --mathnet

Somewhere there's danger.  Somewhere there's injustice.  Somewhere
else, the tea's getting cold.  Come on, Ace.  We've got work to do.
	  				--the doctor (sylvester mccoy)

The full .plan can be found here.